Kendare Blake is writing in the third person. She knows full well how dumb that is. This journal is the place where she discusses issues that are mostly writing related, sometimes as related to her career as a writer of fiction. She shares this journal, and on occasion, her life, with a crazed stuffed dog named Puppy J. Murray. Puppy J. is an adventurer, a super-spy, a rap artist, and a complete jerk.